Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
Why did the pentester bring a ladder to work? To help with escalating privileges! 🪜
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Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#! 👓
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats! 🍫
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache! 💸
A SQL query walks into a bar... and asks, 'Can I join you?' 🥂
Why did the coder get stuck in the shower? Because they couldn’t find the soap method! 🧼
What did the JavaScript array say to the developer? 'You complete me.' ❤️
How does a computer tell you it’s in a relationship? It says, 'I’m in a committed state.' 💻
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs! 🌳🐜
Why was the developer so good at breaking up? Because he was always good at making clean breaks. 🧑‍💻
I used to play piano, but I gave it up because I couldn’t find the right key. 🎹
Why do programmers hate nature? It’s full of bugs! 🐞
Knock knock. Who’s there? Null. Null who? Null pointer exception! ⚠️
I walked into a bar… and tried to debug it. 😎
The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. 🔘
I can't find the problem in my code, it's like trying to read a book written in Python. 🐍
Why did the computer keep its glasses on? Because it had to keep its cache clear! 🖥️
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! 😲
Why don't programmers tell secrets in public? Because they can't handle the exposure! 😏
I have a joke on programming, but it’s not compiling! 🤷‍♂️
My friend’s code was working fine, but then it threw a 'Segmentation Fault'... it was really painful! 💥
Why did the computer break up with the internet? Too many connections! 🌐
What’s a developer’s favorite type of music? Algo-rhythm! 🎶
Why are programmers always calm? They know how to handle exceptions! 🧘‍♂️
I don't trust code that’s written in assembly. It’s just too low-level. 🖤
Why did the PHP developer go to therapy? To work through their issues. 🔧
What did the Linux admin say when asked if he wanted to play a game? 'I’m root.' 🐧
Why do programmers like cats? Because they’re good at handling exceptions! 🐱
I would tell you a joke about UDP, but I’m not sure if you’ll get it. 😅
Why did the JavaScript function break up with its promise? Because it didn’t keep its word! 🐾
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem! 💡
What do you call a programming language that only knows how to say 'Hello World'? A beginner! 🌎
Why did the developer cross the road? To get to the other side of the algorithm! 🏃‍♂️
A programmer's wife says, 'You don’t listen to me!' He responds, 'I do. I just can’t handle multiple inputs at once!' 🤖
Why do robots like programming? They have great syntax! 🤖
I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt, so I Googled it… I guess I clicked the wrong link! 🚗
Why do programmers mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. 🎃🎄
Knock knock. Who’s there? A bug. A bug who? A bug in your code! 🐜
Why did the Python programmer leave the party early? He couldn’t handle the recursion! 🔄
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance! 💰
Why was the coder at the beach? To work on his JavaScript… sand! 🏖️
I’m writing a book on reverse engineering. It’s going great, I just need to decompile my ideas! 📖
Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open! 🧊
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right... with code! 🧑‍💻
I tried to catch some fog earlier... I mist. 🌫️
Why was the JavaScript developer afraid of the future? Because it was async. ⏳
A cloud walks into a bar… The bartender says, 'Why so blue?' ☁️
I wanted to become a web developer, but I just couldn’t find my way around! 🌐
Why did the database administrator go broke? He lost his relational database! 💔
I couldn’t find a better font, so I just stuck with Comic Sans. 😬
Why do programmers hate making tea? Because they can’t debug it! 🍵
If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0! 🆕
Why was the computer so good at school? It had lots of cache! 🧑‍🏫
My computer is like a car. It needs frequent restarts. 🚗
Why don’t programmers ever play hide and seek? Because they always find themselves in loops! 🔄
I have a joke about HTML, but it's a bit too <head>. 🧑‍💻
Why did the developer bring a pencil to the server room? In case he had to draw the line! ✏️
I don’t have a joke about UDP. I’m just not sure if you’ll get it! 💬
Why did the JavaScript object break up with its properties? They didn’t have the right methods! 💔
I tried to build a website on a budget… now I have a lot of CSS problems! 💰
Why did the CSS developer break up with HTML? Because HTML didn’t style enough! 💅
How many bytes does it take to change a light bulb? None. That’s a hardware problem! 💡
I wanted to make a joke about an infinite loop, but it keeps repeating! 🔁
Why are programmers so bad at relationships? Because they don’t handle exceptions well! ❤️
What do you get when you cross a joke with a bug? A funny error message! 🐞
I love making websites, it’s just a bit HTML and CSS! 🖥️
Why do robots prefer coding? They find it syntax-easy! 🤖
Why don’t computers ever play chess? Because they can’t deal with the knights! ♟️
What do you call a software bug that tells bad jokes? A pun-ishment! 🔨
I would tell you a joke about databases, but it's a bit relational. 🔍
Why did the PHP developer go to work with sunglasses? Because he couldn’t see the errors! 😎
Why don't programmers like to play cards? Because they can't handle the suits! ♠️
I used to be a web developer, but I got caught in a loop... of error messages! ⚠️
Why did the coder prefer using Python? Because he found the other languages too C++-y! 🐍
Why was the router so good at its job? Because it always knew how to handle traffic! 🚦
Why did the algorithm go to therapy? It had too many loops. 🔄
I told my wife I was working on my JavaScript… she said, 'I hope you don’t have any errors!' 😅
I couldn’t work with Python... it was too high-level for me! 🐍
Why was the script feeling anxious? It was about to be executed! 🖥️
I’d tell you a joke about Java, but it might be too object-oriented! ☕
I don’t trust JavaScript. I have too many callback issues. 🔄
I told my server a joke, but it didn’t respond… I think it was down. 💻
Why did the developer refuse to go to the party? He couldn’t find the right dependencies! 🎉
Why did the coding team break up? Because they couldn’t agree on a class! 💔
My code runs perfectly… until the compiler finds my mistakes. 🔴
Why do developers prefer code reviews? Because they love getting feedback! 💬
I know I’m not a great coder, but at least my programs have great comments! 💬
Why did the developer go on a diet? To reduce his overhead! 🍽️
I couldn’t understand the JavaScript framework, so I decided to take a break… and now I’m in React! ⚛️
What do you get when you mix HTML and CSS? A great looking website! 😎
Why did the backend developer bring a pencil to work? In case he needed to draw some queries! ✏️
Why do developers use dark mode? Because the light hurts their eyes from too many bugs! 🐞
I finally fixed my bug! Well, at least I thought I did… 🤔
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open! ❄️
I’ll be here all week… unless my code works. Then I’ll be gone in a second! ⏱️
Why did the coder wear headphones? To avoid hearing too many exceptions! 🎧
I’ve got a joke about cloud computing… but I need to find the right environment! 🌥️
Why was the script so stressed? It was about to be executed! 😬
Why was the software developer always calm? He knew how to handle exceptions! 🧘‍♂️
Why did the coder fail the driving test? He couldn’t handle the traffic! 🚗
What’s a developer’s favorite place? The loop. They can always go around and around! 🔁
I wanted to tell you a joke about recursion, but I don’t know where to start. 🔁
Why did the coder break his keyboard? Because he couldn’t find the right key! 🖱️