Jokes Used In Jokebar!

• Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
• Why did the pentester bring a ladder to work? To help with escalating privileges! 🪜
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• Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#! 👓
• I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats! 🍫
• Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache! 💸
• A SQL query walks into a bar... and asks, 'Can I join you?' 🥂
• Why did the coder get stuck in the shower? Because they couldn’t find the soap method! 🧼
• What did the JavaScript array say to the developer? 'You complete me.' ❤️
• How does a computer tell you it’s in a relationship? It says, 'I’m in a committed state.' 💻
• Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs! 🌳🐜
• Why was the developer so good at breaking up? Because he was always good at making clean breaks. 🧑‍💻
• I used to play piano, but I gave it up because I couldn’t find the right key. 🎹
• Why do programmers hate nature? It’s full of bugs! 🐞
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Null. Null who? Null pointer exception! ⚠️
• I walked into a bar… and tried to debug it. 😎
• The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. 🔘
• I can't find the problem in my code, it's like trying to read a book written in Python. 🐍
• Why did the computer keep its glasses on? Because it had to keep its cache clear! 🖥️
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀
• I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised! 😲
• Why don't programmers tell secrets in public? Because they can't handle the exposure! 😏
• I have a joke on programming, but it’s not compiling! 🤷‍♂️